come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Listerine enema oh my god
Television is way ahead of film because it doesn’t feel the need to polarize women. Male writers either want to make women the angel or the whore. Women are more complex than that.
so i was taking a bath
a bubble bath to be specific
i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened
crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something
so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad
and i drained my tub
i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement
and i am greeted with this
i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE
So we opened the portal to Hell today
it’s missing a blond girl up there
now you just wait a fucking second
you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
So I was in a nostalgic mood about past vma’s and I think for me there was something particularly special about 2005
because like there was themand these guysbut alsoand of course I could NEVER forget
which also gave us this picture
and of course
and let’s not forget how mcr arrived
in a friggin bank fault
also bonus for fall out boy winning for the iconic “Sugar We’re Going Down”
So yeah 2005 was the year the emo invaded and no one can tell me different
Give your cat the F L O A T I N G J U D G E M E N T B O X to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar