I believe the amount one can reinvent themselves should be limitless
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
No we’ll never be mortals
- me: it wont bother me.
- me: *lies down*
- me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.
Today was an exceptional day.
white folks have some fucking nerve
They just keep on hitting new lows.
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
Best host ever!!
What is this show?!
Best host of family feud ever!!!! XD
This show is a gift
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce